Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Can we talk about Nip/Tuck?

Besides me, who watches this show? And why are we watching it? I'm addicted to it, and I know it's awful. It's just like Swingtown!


My prediction after last night is that Christian Troy will go back to his bed-hopping ways and Liz will fight for custody of Wilbur. There will be something about Kimber, because all of the sudden she's back and VERY tan.

Also, the crazy anesthesiologist lady will attempt to kill Sean. Big surprise. Does this crap actually happen anywhere? I think 11 people have attempted to kill Sean. I don't get it. He's a nice enough guy. Sean should be in the Witness Protection Program... not in LA doing plastic surgery.

Also, I'm sick of the "Liz Is Ugly" storyline. It makes me sad every week and I want to put a high heel spike into Christian Troy's heart. But then I also want to hug him because he's wounded. I need professional help.

Also, remember when Christian and Sean killed someone in Season One and no one found the body? Bring that back in. It's time. I love when shows do something like that and then totally forget about it. I don't even remember who the guy was but Christian and Sean killed him and buried him in the middle of nowhere. This is the same show where Sean got stabbed in the back with a huge knife 100 times and now he's totally fine, like nothing happened.

What ever happened to Leave It To Beaver and Lassie?

I blame it all on Elvis's hips. Just... the whole downfall of America... on those hips.

3 comments:

jake said...

I find that I keep watching too. And I don't understand why. Let me know when you figure it out.

There are so many random twists and turns, it's like a soap opera. I want more episodes of The Mentalist. It doesn't make me feel dirty when it's over.

Anonymous said...

Didn't they kill Escobar whatever his name was? I agree with the Liz thing!

Jennifer said...

I think Escobar's wife ended up killing Escobar, although Liz was going to shoot him.

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