Cuckoo

I had a dream last night that I was marrying SK. I was wearing a dress that I would never wear. It looked like one of the dresses from Mad Men. It had FLOWERS on it.

I remember saying to my mom, "Now, SK dresses kinda flamboyantly (?), so don't be surprised at what he's wearing." She said, "What is he going to be wearing?" I told her, "I have no idea. I told him to wear whatever he wants."

I woke up before I got to see his outfit but I'm guessing the sneakers were FANTASTIC.

I also wrote an entire book in my head last night, but now it's gone.

So, in summary, I'm still single and I still have no idea how to dress. Also, I wrote the Great American Novel in my sleep last night and now I don't remember what it was about.

Also, still jobless.

I'm thinking after reading all of this that you shouldn't be shocked about that last one.