Monday, March 2, 2009

Top 10 Overused Lines on American Idol

10. You could sing the phone book.
9. Dawg
8. I want to hear your range.
7. Wrong song choice.
6. Please don't sing Whitney Houston.
5. You sound like a wedding singer/cruise ship singer/karaoke singer/lounge singer.
4. You can sing the Alphabet song.
3. Dude, it was da bomb!
2. Pitchy/Dreadful/Horrendous/Awful
1. You're standing in your truth.

(Please feel free to add your own. I know I'm forgetting a hundred or so.)


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