Friday, August 1, 2008

MEAT

I took this photo last night at Stop and Shop with my camera phone. Fergie and I decided to do our grocery shopping last night. This is what girls do. We go together. Moral support or some crap. I basically did somersaults in the aisles while Ferg did real, grown-up shopping. I think my whole family thought that one day I would grow up and actually act normal in stores. It hasn't happened yet. I still skip around, sing along to the songs, and put things back wherever I want. If I decide I don't want yogurt anymore, I'll leave it in the paper plate aisle. I don't know why I insist on acting like this.

In any case, I'm not sure why Stop and Shop has to advertise "MEAT" on the outside of their store. It's a grocery store. I think we're all aware that there will be some sort of meat product inside. Very strange.

I think Stop and Shop should also put up a sign alerting the general public to the fact that their Ben & Jerry's selection is covered in a thick layer of snow. I dug for my favorite flavor (Chubby Hubby) last night until I had frostbite on my toes. No dice. I would have appreciated that public service announcement: CHUBBY HUBBY COVERED IN SNOW. GO ELSEWHERE.

Well, at least I know where to buy my meat. If I bought meat, I would be very grateful.

1 comments:

Amy said...

Okay, this is the first time I have read your blog, because for some reason I never knew about it and I have to tell you...you might be the funniest person I know! I LOVE this blog and I LOVE you!!!

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